🌪️ Laugh in the Face of Storms 🌪️
🐎WEAR THE TEE 🐎
PRE-ORDER TODAY
SAVE KENTUCKY
When the skies crack open and Kentucky rain turns your driveway
into a slip ‘n slide for raccoons… there’s only one thing
worth holding onto.
👉 It’s not your Wi-Fi router.
👉 It’s not your neighbor’s duct-taped lawn chair.
👉 It’s THIS album.
Free Buffet Digital Marketing (yeah, the folks who normally sling ads, not guitars)
is proud to launch this sonic ark of hope—an album made by cover artists, musicians,
and local legends to raise money for victims of natural disasters in Kentucky.
And if you pre-order now?
We’ll toss in a FREE limited-edition t-shirt so you can brag that you
were here before it charted in Heaven’s jukebox.
This isn’t just music. It’s Kentucky grit in mp3 form.
It’s laughter in the face of lightning.
It’s a community album built for YOU.
Why Pre-Order?
🎶 The Music: Tracks hotter than a Kentucky summer porch at 2PM.
👕 The Tee: Proof that you’re both stylish and generous
(beats another slogan tee from Target).
😂 The Laughs: Our lyrics and skits will make you forget your
ex still owes you gas money.
💪 The Cause: 100% of profits go to helping
Kentuckians rebuild after disasters.
⚡ Don’t Just Ride Out the Storm. Dance Through It. ⚡
🎶 Album + Free T-Shirt Bundle 🎶
Because sometimes charity looks good and sounds better.
What’s inside the bundle?
🔥 Digital Album Download
12 tracks of storm-proof bangers, remixed classics, and skits funnier than your uncle’s Facebook memes.
Perfect for car rides, awkward dinner parties, or drowning out your neighbor’s leaf blower.
👕 Free Limited Edition T-Shirt
Soft enough to sleep in, strong enough to survive an actual hurricane.
Printed with ink that whispers, “I’m cooler than you, and I care about Kentucky.”
Sizes range from “I do CrossFit” to “Please stop asking me about CrossFit.”
🌩️ Bonus Street Cred
Pre-ordering instantly makes you the type of person who says “I liked them before it was mainstream.”
Your clout will go up at least 2 charisma points.
Product Highlights
🎤 All Killer, No Filler – Unless you count the filler jokes, which are also killer.
👕 FREE T-Shirt – Because paying $25 and not getting free cotton would be a crime.
🌪️ Disaster-Proof – Album survives floods, fires, heartbreak, and in-laws.
💸 100% For Charity – Every dollar helps Kentuckians rebuild. No shady fine print.
💃 Guaranteed Danceable – Side effects include chair dancing at work, which HR will pretend not to notice.
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